7 Ways To Cope With Ben Affleck As The New Batman

7 Ways To Cope With Ben Affleck As The New Batman

In light of the news that Ben Affleck is the new Batman, I thought I should help you out with a list of things you can do to cope with it.

1. The first thing you need to do is watch Batman & Robin.
Remember the Bat-Credit Card?
2. There were worst casting choices in the history of Hollywood. Denise Richards as a nuclear physicist? How about The Situation as the president?
3. Frasier was a superhero.
darth vader
4. I’m sure you were more upset about Hayden Christensen playing Darth Vader.
5. Jake Gyllenhaal could’ve been Batman.
6. Tom Cruise could’ve been Iron Man.
7. Lastly, never forget: Nicolas Cage was Superman in the Superman movie that never was. The point is, Ben Affleck sucks, but it can always be worse.

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Written by Tag Brum

Tag Brum lives in Brooklyn and writes things from a computer whenever wi-fi is available.
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