Matt Damon is Bald in Elysium

I always knew Matt Damon wore wigs, but you have the proof right above. How do you like me know, Albert Feldman? Gotta pay up those 5 bucks now! You can’t hide from my “I told you so” wrath. I’ll be all over your Facebook wall, telling all your friends, commenting on all your posts and letting everybody know that you were wrong. Matt Damon is bald. Here’s the official synopsys of Elysium, Neil Blomkamp’s new political sci fi movie.

In the year 2159 two classes of people exist: the very wealthy who live on a pristine man-made space station called Elysium, and the rest, who live on an overpopulated, ruined Earth. Secretary Rhodes (Jodie Foster), a hard line government official, will stop at nothing to enforce anti-immigration laws and preserve the luxurious lifestyle of the citizens of Elysium. That doesn’t stop the people of Earth from trying to get in, by any means they can. When unlucky Max (Matt Damon) is backed into a corner, he agrees to take on a daunting mission that if successful will not only save his life, but could bring equality to these polarized worlds.

Image courtesy of EW (via The Playlist)

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