Hipster Date #30: Sandra

Sandra is a singer-songwriter chain smoker that hails from Arizona. Boho-chic. Redhead chick. She knows more about music than I do [what a surprise!]. I got the egyptian eyeliner, but the dress made of hemp? Who are you? CleoPOTtra? Get…

Hipster Date #20: Alyssa

Alyssa is against Netflix. Don’t own a TV. However, she listens to NPR, so she knows everything that matters. The one thing she did well was drink, but she was sick. What made me sick. But I think it was…

Hipster Date #49: Tamsin

Tamsin was late. She told some crazy story about how she was living in Hell’s Kitchen and then she had to move to a bunker with this chain smoker broke ass actor, which at first I thought it was cute.…

Hipster Date #13: Haylie

Haylie was funny and interesting. Sort of. But she kept checking her iPhone all the time. She said it was for work, so I think she was either a drug dealer or a hooker. No, we didn’t hook up. I…

Hipster Date #32: Mila

Mila was the most uninteresting, boring and cranky date I’ve ever had, but she is from the land down under and that is totally hot, right? Foodies are a real pain in the ass. Name: Mila Relationships: Divorced, on Rebound…

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How Hipsters Date is a tumblog about, essentially, how hipsters hang out and about my hang outs with said hipsters. Yes, these are true stories. Even the break up texts.It’s also about hipster muses and hipsters I’d like to hang…

Hipster Date #7: Ally

Ally planned all our date, which I think it was nice and at the same time risky. Whatever, I like adventures. Wind up in a super gay kinda Twilight Zone off off off Broadway play. She was nice enough to…

Hipsters I Wanna Date: Ashley Cass

Who: Ashley Cass Job: Event Coordinator/Social Media guru for a hip chain of unisex barbershops in Austin (Birds Barbershop). Gettin’ paid to party. Dealbreaker: She’s getting paid to party! Pros: Fluent in Spanish, gots fly dance moves, not much a…