Heavy Metal Valentine’s Day Cards

This one is more of a reminder than a recommendation of what to buy for two reasons: today is the 13th, so there’s no way you’re gonna get it and because it’s sold out. But-but, there’s always next year, right? Or maybe not, maybe next year you’ll be single and all this crap will just be meaningless. Or not, maybe next year you’ll be in a health committed relationship talking about adopting pets and making babies and so on and so forth.


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