Breaking: Edward Snowden Banned From Miss Universe by Trump Himself

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NSA whistle-blower and beauty competition aficionado, Edward Snowden, has been banned from this year’s event. That being said, Trump is willing to compromise: if Snowden is willing to face justice, Donald Trump MIGHT let him take a peek at it. Miss Universe is more effective than the CIA, who would’ve thought!

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