Lexi was about 20 minutes late for our rendezvous, but she swiftly apologized for that showing me all her findings on her scavenger hunt at the Salvation Army. Next thing you know I’m in the middle of a mothball fashion show. What is this, Project Hipsterway? I couldn’t understand a word of what she was saying, maybe it’s because she mumbles a lot, or maybe it’s because I was high on mothballs. I feel we’re gonna hangout again, just hope next time she won’t bring her komodo dragon with her.
Relationships: It’s complicated
Body type: Junkie skinny
Personality: Attention whore
Funny: She’s British
Drink: Only when there are no eclipses
Make Out Skills: Twisty
Hipsterity: She probably doesn’t wash her hair on a weekly basis