Hipster Date #11: Lexi

Lexi was about 20 minutes late for our rendezvous, but she swiftly apologized for that showing me all her findings on her scavenger hunt at the Salvation Army. Next thing you know I’m in the middle of a mothball fashion show. What is this, Project Hipsterway? I couldn’t understand a word of what she was saying, maybe it’s because she mumbles a lot, or maybe it’s because I was high on mothballs. I feel we’re gonna hangout again, just hope next time she won’t bring her komodo dragon with her.

Name: Lexi

Relationships: It’s complicated

From: Scotland

Body type: Junkie skinny

Personality: Attention whore

Funny: She’s British

Job: Unemployed

Drink: Only when there are no eclipses

Make Out Skills: Twisty

Hipsterity: She probably doesn’t wash her hair on a weekly basis

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Written by Tag Brum

Tag Brum lives in Brooklyn and writes things from a computer whenever wi-fi is available.
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