Hannah said that she would only date me if I’d called her and ask her out. I told her this is crazytalk. She said, ‘I wanna show you my art, I don’t show that to anyone…’. How privileged am I? She doesn’t throw like a girl, works in the fashion biz and won’t date you if you’re a text addict. I lied. She said she was into good music. She lied.
Name: Hannah
Relationships: Single
From: North Carolina
Body type: Slim
Personality: Pee Wee Herman-ish
Funny: If you’re into it
Job: Fashion Designer
Drink: Yes
Make Out Skills: Sloppy! Do it again!
Hipsterity: Minus 50
