Alyssa is against Netflix. Don’t own a TV. However, she listens to NPR, so she knows everything that matters. The one thing she did well was drink, but she was sick. What made me sick. But I think it was Park Slope and the fucking strollers.
Name: Alyssa
Relationships: Single
From: Connecticut
Body type: Slender
Personality: Refusenik
Funny: Kind of
Job: Grant Writer
Drink: Like Irish people
Make Out Skills: Grande
Hipsterity: Park Sloper
