Hipster Date #20: Alyssa

Alyssa is against Netflix. Don’t own a TV. However, she listens to NPR, so she knows everything that matters. The one thing she did well was drink, but she was sick. What made me sick. But I think it was Park Slope and the fucking strollers.

Name: Alyssa

Relationships: Single

From: Connecticut

Body type: Slender

Personality: Refusenik

Funny: Kind of

Job: Grant Writer

Drink: Like Irish people

Make Out Skills: Grande

Hipsterity: Park Sloper

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Written by Tag Brum

Tag Brum lives in Brooklyn and writes things from a computer whenever wi-fi is available.
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