I met Lynn during a snowstorm. I thought she was cute and we end up having drinks. She told me it wouldn’t work out because she dated musicians only. And to be ironic she would date DJs too. I thought she was kidding, but she wasn’t. I said, ‘well, if you want to be really ironic, you should hang out with an air guitar player that only plays Nickelback.’ She smiled. I said ‘If you hang out with an air guitar player that only plays Nickelback, I could totes hang out with a pretentious groupie.’ She was confused. There was a blizzard outside and the only thing to warm us was cold beer. We decided that body heat was the best call. I asked her what the hell was she doing out on a weather like that? She said she was going to hang out with a DJ in Greenpoint. It sucked for him. Blizzard, you’re the best wingman ever.
Name: Lynn
Relationships: Single, on rebound
From: Wisconsin
Body type: Fit
Personality: Music slut
Funny: At times
Job: Not really
Drink: Like a good Irish.
Make Out Skills: Just OK.
Hipsterity: Thumbs up
