Ally planned all our date, which I think it was nice and at the same time risky. Whatever, I like adventures. Wind up in a super gay kinda Twilight Zone off off off Broadway play. She was nice enough to carry her huge backpack with her. I think she just got back from a hiking trip to the Chilean Andes where she was stranded and had to make sashimi out of her bff. Or maybe she was Dora. I wish she had brought Boots. I’d love to beat the crap out of him.
From: San Diego
Body type: Curvy
Personality: Helpful, very creepy and calm demeanor
Funny: No, but laughs at all your jokes
Job: Explorer, TV personality
Make Out Skills: Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swipiiiing!
Hipsterity: Park Sloper