Hipster Date #7: Ally

Ally planned all our date, which I think it was nice and at the same time risky. Whatever, I like adventures. Wind up in a super gay kinda Twilight Zone off off off Broadway play. She was nice enough to carry her huge backpack with her. I think she just got back from a hiking trip to the Chilean Andes where she was stranded and had to make sashimi out of her bff. Or maybe she was Dora. I wish she had brought Boots. I’d love to beat the crap out of him.

Name: Ally

Relationships: Single

From: San Diego

Body type: Curvy

Personality: Helpful, very creepy and calm demeanor

Funny: No, but laughs at all your jokes

Job: Explorer, TV personality

Drink: Secretly

Make Out Skills: Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swipiiiing!

Hipsterity: Park Sloper

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