Hipster Date: Melinda

Although I am not a painter, so you’ll understand when I say I don’t really understand the geological forces that bring us here, I think that the subaqueous qualities of this beverage endangers the tactile titillation that most bars try so hard to mimic, wouldn’t you agree? 

I’ll take bat-shit for 600, Trebek.


Tag Brum
Tag Brum
Tag Brum lives in Brooklyn and writes things from a computer whenever wi-fi is available. You can follow him on Twitter @tagbrum.


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