Hipster Date: Namor

Don’t worry, this is not my real name. It’s part of this conflictive existence between presence and absence, the un-decidability between these two universes that yet, share this capacity of fluctuation. Kinda like ejaculating backwards and having a camera in your penis hole. You know what I mean?

The only thing I got from this is that he has a flux capacitor in his penis.

What do you think?

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Written by Tag Brum

Tag Brum lives in Brooklyn and writes things from a computer whenever wi-fi is available.
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