Hipsters I Wanna Date: Agnieszka Oszast

Who: Agnieszka Oszast
Job: Actress
Why should we be together: Just ‘cause.
Dealbreaker: She likes roller coasters.
Pro: 100% Fluent Polish girl who plays video games.
Con: Unexplainably Indecisive…Major decisions? Sure…but she cannot make simple, unimportant decisions to save her life.
In Summary: She’s a full Polish, badass stage actress, super hot gamer who lives 976 miles away and may or may not be a Dr. Seuss’s character. New York in the Spring is awesome, call me!

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Written by Tag Brum

Tag Brum lives in Brooklyn and writes things from a computer whenever wi-fi is available.
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