Hipsters I Wanna Date: Caroline Polachek

Who: Caroline Polachek

Job: Singer, Keyboard Enthusiast for Chairlift

Why should we be together: She was in a Nu Metal band as a teen and we’re neighbors.

Dealbreaker: She went through a turban phase.

Pro: She’s into metal.

Con: I don’t do mosh pits.

In Summary: She’s into medieval chants, beautiful voice and I’ll totally do handstands for her.

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