Who: Chan Marshall a.k.a. Cat Power
Job: Singer, Composer
Why should we be together: She’s the cat’s meow.
Dealbreaker: She’s a chain smoker
Pro: She might purr
Con: I’m allergic to cats
In Summary: She’s a smoking hot, troubled feline chick. I wanna be her catnip, even though my throat might close and I can choke to death.