Hipsters I Wanna Date: Chloë Sevigny


Who: Chloë Sevigny

Job: Actor

Why should we be together: She smashed her face on the ground playing fighting in front of a club in New York, gotta respect that.

Dealbreaker: Her clothing line costs, like, lots of PBRs.

Pro: She loathes LA.

Con: Paul Sevigny

In Summary: She’s a former it girl, art house babe and totally trend setter who can successfully pull off that hot Mormon vibe. Would you like me to Brown Bunny you?