Hipsters I Wanna Date: Chloe Stagner


Who: Chloe Stagner

Job: Aspiring actress.

Why should we be together: She’s too cool for e-mails and she digs my three wolf face.

Dealbreaker: I don’t put out.

Con: Her life is a movie, she might not be real.

Pro: She’s mostly insane.

In Summary: She likes good music, she likes cats and she’s good to look at and she’s into musicians. She’ll probably end up being an indie movie muse impossible to reach and I’ll totally learn to play the bongo for her.