Hipsters I Wanna Date: Janelle Monáe


Who: Janelle Monáe

Job: Singer, Indie Superstar

Why should we be together: She looks like something I want.

Dealbreaker: She might be an alien.

Con: Alien probes?

Pro: Assuming she’s an alien, she won’t be into PBR.

In Summary: I learn from the movies that alien chicks can be either hot or deadly. I’d hangout with her either way.