Who: Janelle Monáe
Job: Singer, Indie Superstar
Why should we be together: She looks like something I want.
Dealbreaker: She might be an alien.
Con: Alien probes?
Pro: Assuming she’s an alien, she won’t be into PBR.
In Summary: I learn from the movies that alien chicks can be either hot or deadly. I’d hangout with her either way.
