Hipsters I Wanna Date: Janelle Monáe

Who: Janelle Monáe

Job: Singer, Indie Superstar

Why should we be together: She looks like something I want.

Dealbreaker: She might be an alien.

Con: Alien probes?

Pro: Assuming she’s an alien, she won’t be into PBR.

In Summary: I learn from the movies that alien chicks can be either hot or deadly. I’d hangout with her either way.

What do you think?

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Written by Tag Brum

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