Who: Miranda Jennifer Grossinger a.k.a. Miranda July
Why should we be together: I need someone to ))<>(( forever.
Dealbreaker: She’s a feminist
Pro: She’s a cool feminist
Con: Her Projects Have the Longest Titles and I Can’t Understand Why She Does That for People Will Never Remember the Name of Any of That
In Summary: She does a multitude of art, which means she has an insatiable appetite. Please, take a huge bite outta me.