Hipsters I Wanna Date: Miranda July

Who: Miranda Jennifer Grossinger a.k.a. Miranda July

Job: Polyartist

Why should we be together: I need someone to ))<>(( forever.

Dealbreaker: She’s a feminist

Pro: She’s a cool feminist

Con: Her Projects Have the Longest Titles and I Can’t Understand Why She Does That for People Will Never Remember the Name of Any of That

In Summary: She does a multitude of art, which means she has an insatiable appetite. Please, take a huge bite outta me.

Tag Brum
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