Hipsters I Wanna Date: Shingai Shoniwa

Who: Shingai Shoniwa

Job: Noisettes’s Bass Player and lead singer

Why should we be together: She plays a Fender and she has a crazy hairdo.

Dealbreaker: Her name is cooler than mine

Pro: Her name means ‘persevere’

Con: She’ll probably do better on a solo career, if you know what I mean

In Summary: I wanna be your dog, please use a silk leash

What do you think?

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