Hipsters I Wanna Date: Sylvia Burn


Who: Sylvia Burn

Job: Poet

Why should we be together: Don’t ya know she’s alright?

Dealbreaker: She has better taste in music than I do and model friends. That’s kind of intimidating.

Pros: She’s a Libra. Her “model” friends tell her Libras are good in bed, and that she should be matched with a Gemini. But that’s definitely up for discussion.  

Cons: That wasn’t a joke. She actually have model friends who give her astrological advice, and sometimes she listens to them. 

In Summary: She has awesome taste in music, good in bed (like all Libras are) and crazy beautiful. However, she’s always around pretty people. Crazy ones too. I mean, quirky. Pretty people can’t be crazy, sometimes I forget. Apparently zodiac is in again. I’m terrified, but always up for a challenge. Burn me, Sylvia, burn.