Hipsters on Facebook: Attacking a Hipster


One should never attack a hipster. Especially if said hipster is in a very distressing and embarrassing situation like eating at a fast food place. Fast food joints, when you’re not in the city you live in, are sanctuaries. Have you ever seen Highlander, mofo?

I am tired of stupid hipster girls. This girl in the airport is wearing a shirt that says,” F*ck Fur” meanwhile eating a double quarter pounder. I smile to myself. She asked what I was laughing about. I asked where she thought the skin of the cow she was eating went. She looked confused. I told her it was her purse. She told me to go to hell and walked off. Stupidity should be a crime.