idreamofmanatee answered: You don’t.
craigslistguy answered: There is no “relationship,” there is only “hanging out.”
callmequell answered: Only care ironically.
mccooze answered: well, honey, ya don’t.
flatgavininnewyork answered: Avoid them at all costs.
idunnowattowrite answered: you kill them.. kill the all att: lord inglip
aliceinwordland answered: you don’t, you’re a hipster, you can simply get a new one.
shmorgasborg answered: you date someone that is ironically wrong for you, and suffer years through it. then you can always use the experience for “inspiration”.
sarahgawterrwhiskey answered: drink more than them and always end it first
colewilder answered: go on dates to thrift stores
musicaldistraction answered: YOU DON”T
fancycherries answered: Pack him/her lentil salad for lunch. Hipsters love lentil.
marthanatalia answered: you don’t. you die of the irony of love.
notarayofsunshine answered: You don’t.
audreyjapburn answered: a lot of acting, a lot of sex, and a lot of playing hard to get.
jessicalauren211 answered: you don’t
skelecatrx answered: acknowledge up front that you’re both absurd stereotypes. and keep getting high
carriekayy answered: you don’t
irockirockirock answered: keep up on the most underground music. that way you’ll always have the upper hand.
twitchwednesday answered: you dont
vinegarwilliams answered: break up.
selectcopypaste answered: use the money that you save by buying clothes that you can both wear to buy miller high life to keep you drunk enough to enjoy each other
spacemanshane answered: Stop calling yourself hipsters.
anathesciencegirl answered: Not necessary:hipsterpr.wordpress.com…
iwishicouldapparate answered: drank away my sorrows in PBR.duh.
paris87 answered: whiskey and a mistress, like the old days
rebelswithoutacause answered: By understanding that your hipster boyfriend sometimes is too cool to care about you hahah :)