Missed Hipster Connections: TALL ASS HIPSTER GIRL ON BELMONT BUS – m4w – 22 (Lakeview/Roscoe Village)

Date: 2010-09-25, 12:21AM CDT
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Yo wuddup honeydip. I saw you on the 77 late tonight and knew I had to holler. 

You were with some dude (via Berlin) who had a mustache (not fully achieved via fixies) who I knew would present an issue. 

I made a Pavement joke. I knew the combination of Stephen Colbert and a probable utter lack of self-awareness would break your OKCupid date’s wall down. 

I was right. He giggled, you snarled at his acknowledgement of hipsterdom on the way to his Blue Line adjacent apartment and managed to make room between the seats. 

I talked about random bullshit with my Jewish friend and my friend who looks like Zach Galifianakis. You continued to stare. 

…I looked at you, realized you both looked like dudes and rolled out of the bus in the most appropriate of laughter. 

TL;DR I’ve got an extra ticket to !!! you wanna join me?
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