Punchlinks: George Lucas Retiring? Reunion From 00’s Bands? Doctor Who? Wha?

Politicians often forget or like you to think they do about their mishaps, but once you posted something on the Internet, it remains, forever. Politwoops.
All in the Family and the first gay character on a sitcom. Splitsider.
Write to Please Just One Person. Hipstercrite.
Bands from the 00’s that should reunite. Flavorwire.
“Floating modifiers are mother’s milk to English grammar.” — Geoff Nunberg NPR.
Goth Day at Disneyland. Vice.
Listen to Doc Watson on Mountain Stage. NPR.
Emily Nussbaum on “Doctor Who,” “Community,” and the Passionate Fan. The New Yorker.
George Lucas is retiring, but not really. The Playlist.