What are Some Differences Between Hipsters and Pseudo-hipsters and What is the Population Percentage Ratio Between the Two?

So, pseudo-hipsters have more letters in their name and hipsters have less.

Pseudo-hipsters claim they’re hipsters and hipsters try their hardest to be cooler than their peers.

People loath them both, however hipsters are early adopters, therefore they know about new things first, then when it gets mainstream, pseudo-hipsters adopt them, but that’s by the time that band that used to be cool when hipsters first heard about it is rocking the new car commercial. 

Pseudo-hipsters are rocking keffiyehs in 2012. Hipsters are wearing legwarmers as scarves in 2012.

Pseudo-hipsters love Lana Del Rey. Hipsters heard from their nerd friends that her performance on SNL was horrendous.

Pseudo-hipsters Google about hipsters. Case closed.

What do you guys think? Let us know about other differences between pseudo-hipsters and hipsters.

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