What is the Best Way to Pick up a Girl Online?

5641165167_56a3d5ef2b_z I recently friended a really cute girl on facebook, and apparently we have quite a few mutual friends.

I think what we’re seeing here is a classic case of a Facebook stalker. Dear friend of a friend who just friended a stranger. Please keep your distance. I know, I know, we like New York City and Peanut Butter and Jelly and yes, after weeks of study you finally a link between you and a bunch of people I know. Allegedly, we share a lot of friends, but who knows? You probably just keep adding random people trying to find a pattern. Very serial killer like, by the way. My advice to you is, stop being so cheap and spend a few dollars on a legitimate dating website, you heard of those, yeah? People will be less creeped out by you next time you introduce your new victim, I mean, date during the next family dinner.

Tag Brum
Tag Brum
Tag Brum lives in Brooklyn and writes things from a computer whenever wi-fi is available. You can follow him on Twitter @tagbrum.



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