Girls – Season 3 Episode 1+2 D-Recap

girls-season-3-premiereD-Recap, short for dialogue recap is a recap using an interpretation of what happened in the episode through dialogue that may or may not have been in the episode, therefore freeing this recap of spoilers.
Jessa: Rehab is for losers. I’m not one of you. I dis Kim Gordon if I want to. That’s gay. God I suck.

Adam: What did you just say?

Hannah: I hate my friends. You thought I’d be more of a grown up this season, right? I can’t rent a car. My professional career is amazing and that’s all that matters. I missed you.

Ray: I hope I don’t get Lyme disease at Peter Pan’s.

Shoshanna: OhmyGodILIKEprobablyhaveLIKEAspergers. MaybeLIKEImjustLIKEmentallychallenged. LIKEMyfriendwillbeLIKEsuperjealousofmychairLIKEOhmygod.

Marnie: Wah. Wah. Wah. Mom! Wah. Wah. Wah. Charlie! Wah. Wah. Wah. Hannah! Wah. Wah. Wah.

Really good premiere. Looking forward to the next episodes.


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