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IDLES – MR.MOTIVATOR (Official Video)

‘MR.MOTIVATOR’ out now on Partisan Records.

LYRICS
I am I
And I intend to go go go
Like Conor McGregor with a samurai sword on rollerblades
Like Vasyl Lomachenko after four pints of Gatorade
Like Kathleen Hannah with bear claws grabbing Trump by the pussy
Like Delia Smith after ten Chardonnays baking me a nice cookie
How d’you like them clichés?
Let’s seize the day
All hold hands
Chase the pricks away
Let’s seize the day
All hold hands
Chase the pricks away
You can do it
You can do it
Yes you can
I am I.
And I intend
to go go go
Like Frida Kahlo painting arm the poor on your fuck-off wall
Like Tracy Emin in her unmade bed listening to The Fall
Like Flava Flav in the club riding on the back of John Wayne
Like David Attenborough clubbing seal clubbers with LeBron James
How d’you like them clichés?
Let’s seize the day
All hold hands
Chase the pricks away
Let’s seize the day
All hold hands
Chase the pricks away
You can do it
You can do it
You can do it
It’s all about the confidence
You’re Joe CalfuckingZaghe
You’re Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
You’re Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
You’re Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
You’re Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
You’re Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe

Let’s seize the day
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Let’s seize the day
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
You can do it
You can do it

#IDLES #YOUCANDOIT #MRMOTIVATOR

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